whats wrong bae

?? Nothing I’m in a super good mood

"Just think how Uther would react if he learned that a serving boy had tried to poison his beloved ward."

geekgirlsmash:

roane72:

shayvaalski:

xezav:

太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股

best swear ever

OH GOD OH GOD THEY MEAN REAL THINGS. 

Dude, you didn’t know that? Pretty much all of the Chinese in Firefly was a classic example of Getting Shit Past the Censors.

Firefly’s 15 Best Chinese Curses and How To Say Them

Just in case you needed to know useful Chinese phrases like “Holy mother of god and all her wacky nephews.”

neatpotatoes:

here is paris hilton with a groundbreaking fact

cassidy-rae11:

I just need a boy that’ll sing along to the South Park movie with me, and challenge me to Taco Bell eating competitions.

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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justjasper:

richwhitelesbian:

girls with swords > girls without swords

girls with swords protecting girls without swords though